For $2, Patrick will wave at you and smile.
This product unlocks a one-time, real-life interaction with Patrick.
Service Includes:
✔️ One wave hello 👋
✔️ One smile 🙂
✔️ One brief moment of eye contact
✔️ Delivered live at the counter
‼️Disclaimer (Please Read):
- This is a for-fun service item
- One purchase = one wave + one smile
- Wave angle, smile quality, and enthusiasm are not guaranteed
- Patrick is not aware of how funny this is
- Additional interaction requires additional payment
Who Is This For?
- People who enjoy awkward moments
- Customers who like spending $2 irresponsibly
- Anyone who just wants to see if Patrick will actually do it
Final Note
💛 All proceeds go toward keeping Patrick employed
(and emotionally prepared)
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